My Festivus Grievances

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Hello Insiders!

It’s December 23rd…the day before Christmas Eve. And one of the last days to get all your Christmas shopping done before the holiday.

As any Seinfeld fan (which I am) knows – this day also marks the day called Festivus – a holiday to air your grievances, show off your aluminum pole and wrestle your friends to the ground in a feat of strength.

Since I can’t (obviously) wrestle any of you to the ground in a feat of strength. I’ll just have to show you a ‘sexy’ aluminum pole and air my grievances over the past year. As you know I LOVE to rant, so airing my grievances is my particular feat of strength.

First, let’s show you the sexy aluminum pole.

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Sexy, right?

What are my grievances? Read on to find out what I’ve chosen for this year.

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Why The F*&k “Dead” Isn’t Over Yet?

Hello Insiders!

RantWow, it’s been awhile…hope you had a great holiday season! We have a lot of catching up to do, but first thing’s first.

“WHY THE FUCK “DEAD” ISN’T OVER YET?” <–That’s what I want to know!

As I told you in my last post, there’s going to be an Audible book featuring the Sookie Stackhouse series coming out – compiled of various fanfictions, written about various characters in the series, and written by “CH-approved” authors. It will be edited by CH herself, no less. In my post, I’m sure I made clear my feelings and lack of approval of this so-called “book”.

First off…you’re probably wondering what’s set me off now? Well, Mary Janice Davidson (one of those fanfic authors in that book) will be writing about Eric. Of course, I wanted to find out what she wrote about him in her fic. (I don’t care about any of the other characters so we’ll just leave them be.) Anyways, she posted a little excerpt on her blog and it pissed me off all over again!

I’m not alone in how I feel. Many fans on Team Eric feel the same way too. I have a few things to say about it; let the “Dead” stay dead! This series is over and done! Stop trying to squeegee every last drop from this series! Put a fork in it…it’s DONE! (I could go on…but I’m sure you’re smart enough to catch my drift. πŸ˜‰ )

198z4gqe1v7cvjpgOne of my friends wanted to vent about this and I told her I’ll be venting too – wanna have a two-some? So you’re going to get two rants in this post!

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